“Oh, I left the check there. Oh, fuck.”
“Well, it’s funny that you say that, because I’ve actually lost five pounds and gained five pounds since the last time I saw you!”
“Is this train local? It skips the Bronx? Perfect.”
In order, woman talking to herself on the Metro North, caffeinated early 40s woman at Bronxville coffee shop, woman aggressively seeking info in train car.